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”	Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. (löngdetektor piper) A date. (löngdetektor piper) Dinner with friends. (löngdetektor piper) Dinner alone. (löngdetektor piper) Watching TV alone. (löngdetektor piper) Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (löngdetektor piper) Sears catalog. (löngdetektor plingar) Now, would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (löngdetektor piper).	”
— Moe Szyslak ("Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part II")